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Washington is on fire, and no, we’re not talking about the literal Middle East bombings. We’re talking about Donald J. Trump vs. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a political brawl so messy, even Bravo wouldn’t touch it. After President Trump authorized surprise strikes on three Iranian nuclear sites over the weekend without Congressional approval, the progressive firebrand from New York came out swinging. AOC is now calling for Trump’s impeachment again, and Donald? Oh, honey, he snapped.

Let’s unpack the chaos, shall we?

AOC Accuses Trump of War Crimes, Trump Screams “MAKE MY DAY!”

In a post on X (formerly Twitter), Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez didn’t mince words:

“He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

The congresswoman cited the War Powers Resolution, you know, that dusty old part of the Constitution that says only Congress can declare war, and accused Trump of a “grave violation.” She’s not alone either. Several progressive members of Congress have raised alarm bells about the legality of Trump’s bomb-happy weekend, especially after a tentative ceasefire was announced between Israel and Iran on Monday.

So instead of responding with, let’s say, a shred of professionalism, Donald Trump did what he does best: launched a scorched-earth tirade on Truth Social, his digital rage diary.

And baby, it was messy.

Trump Calls AOC “Stupid,” “The Mouse,” and Demands She Take a Cognitive Test

Trump opened his post with a headline:

“Stupid AOC, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, one of the ‘dumbest’ people in Congress…”

That’s right. We’re back to schoolyard insults and late-night TV-level pettiness.

He blamed AOC’s “rantings” on what he calls the “Victories that the U.S.A. has had under the Trump Administration,” even though we’re currently on the brink of another Middle East conflict, global inflation’s still kicking, and Congress is in gridlock.

But he didn’t stop at calling her dumb. Oh no. He suggested the lawmaker “should be forced to take the Cognitive Test that I just completed at Walter Reed Medical Center,” which he claims to have “aced.” He literally said the doctor told him,

“President Trump ACED it,”
as if bragging about remembering five random words is the pinnacle of presidential intellect.

Then came the Queen’s dig:

“Alexandria should go back home to Queens, where I was also brought up, and straighten out her filthy, disgusting, crime ridden streets…”

Please. The only thing more delusional than this post is the idea that Trump’s walking the streets of Queens in anything but a tinted SUV.

Ilhan Omar and Jasmine Crockett Get Dragged into Trump’s Tantrum

And just when you thought this fever dream couldn’t get any worse, Trump expanded the roast.

He labeled Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) a “seriously Low IQ individual,” which is ironic coming from a man who once said windmills cause cancer.

Then he turned to Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), whom he accused of doing “nothing but complain about our Country,” while slandering her birth country (Somalia) as “drenched in Crime and Poverty,” and possibly “not even rated at all.”

Let’s be clear: that wasn’t foreign policy commentary. That was straight-up xenophobic bile. He essentially said, “How dare The Mouse tell us how to run the U.S.?” referring to AOC as “The Mouse” like this was an episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race: Capitol Hill Edition.

The Real Drama: A President Who Acts Like a Dictator

Whether you love or loathe AOC, she’s got a point. Bombing foreign countries without Congressional approval is a red flag flashing in neon. The Constitution is crystal clear: war powers belong to Congress, not a president with a Wi-Fi connection and an ego complex.

And while Trump was calling his critics “dumb,” “disgusting,” and “low IQ,” AOC was pointing out that bypassing Congress to drop bombs is quite literally the thing our founding fathers tried to prevent.

This wasn’t just some shady political clapback. This was a warning shot from a member of Congress saying we’re dangerously close to a dictatorship if we let this slide.

What’s Next? Impeachment? Or Just More Screaming on Truth Social?

Trump dared her to “go ahead and try Impeaching me, again, MAKE MY DAY!”
And listen, if anyone’s up for the challenge, it’s AOC. This woman didn’t survive the wrath of Wall Street bros, Fox News anchors, and Joe Manchin’s eye-rolls to be scared of one greasy keyboard warrior with a golden toilet.

With tensions still high in the Middle East and Congress already organizing hearings into the legality of Trump’s actions, don’t be surprised if articles of impeachment start flying by July.

Because if Trump thought the first two impeachments were a nightmare, he hasn’t seen what happens when a Latina from the Bronx has time, receipts, and a Twitter account.

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