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Woah Vicky is done with the influencer lifestyle, or so she says.

In a now-viral series of tweets, the controversial internet personality declared her intention to abandon her online presence, get married, and become a housewife. The 24-year-old, best known for her heavily memed accent and internet antics, spelled out the exact type of man she’s looking for: tall, dark, Christian, rich, and ideally athletic. According to her, she’s praying for a husband and ready to delete Instagram for good.

“I’m trying to get married delete my Instagram and become a housewife. I need a husband,” she tweeted. “He must be dark tall love God, Jesus Christ cause we have to be equally yoked and doing really good. Rich and athlete would be nice because I live a good lifestyle. I’m healthy yeah but if not athlete that’s fine but yeah you have to make good money because my dad was rich. I came from a rich house and yeah, but I want a man I don’t. I’m tired of being singleGod this is my prayer. Any takers.”

In a follow-up tweet, she added:

“I want to get married and have 4 kids mixed kids.”

And just like that, the internet exploded.

The Internet Reacts: Jokes, Criticism, and Cultural Commentary

Naturally, Twitter had a lot to say. From dunking on her voice to dissecting the racial undertones of her “mixed kids” aspirations, Woah Vicky’s marriage pitch lit a firestorm online.

One user wrote,

“Woah Vicky don’t do this. Woah Vicky let me introduce you to the ideology of radical feminism.”

Another joked,

“Every single D1 athlete is currently hemorrhaging with excitement.”

But others were far less amused.

“Stop tryna live yo life trying to find a black man, it’s creepy af,” one user tweeted, hinting at long-standing concerns about Woah Vicky’s fetishization of Black men and culture.

One user went viral for noting the disturbing omission in her “husband criteria”:

“Notice how she didn’t say that he had to be single.”

Another added,

“First things first you need to seek mental help.”

Yet another tweet took a more somber and sociological angle, writing:

“The women want to marry us and have our babies because we have big dicks and fuck good. But they don’t really look at us as people because of our sociocultural makeup. Until we fix the issue of the isolated dark-skinned Black man in society, shit will continue looking funny.”

Clout Detox or Just Another Tweetstorm?

Whether this is a genuine spiritual epiphany or just another instance of performative attention-seeking is up for debate. Woah Vicky has long walked the line between parody and sincerity, with her past controversies ranging from adopting a caricature of Black speech to her notorious feud with Bhad Bhabie cementing her place as an internet wild card.

Still, the specificity of her “husband wishlist” and the fact that she invoked Jesus, wealth, athleticism, and a desire for “mixed kids” all in one tweet had even longtime followers doing double-takes.

And of course, not everyone was against it. One user admitted,

“This was me in 2023 when I found husband.”

Confusion, discomfort, and a collective scream of girls, what?

Is This A Woman Manifesting or a Problematic Pattern?

This isn’t the first time Woah Vicky has tried to pivot toward God and domestic bliss. In 2022, she briefly rebranded as a Christian influencer, promoting celibacy and scripture before pivoting back into influencer chaos. Her latest “housewife arc” seems to be part spiritual journey, part marital manifestation, and part cultural minefield.

Whether she finds the “tall, dark, rich, Jesus-loving athlete” she’s praying for is TBD. But one thing’s for sure, if Vicky does leave Instagram, Twitter will keep talking about her long after the app is gone.

And as one user so bluntly put it:

“I truly feel sorry for any good dude trying to find a wife in America in 2025.”

Stay tuned. This saga is probably far from over.

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